THE INTRODUCTION
The following introduction was published in the British humor magazine, Punch, on April 3, 1957. This was included in the book entitled the Creature from Jekyll Island in the introduction section. This is the first in a series of blogs about the book The Creature From Jekyll Island.
Q. What are banks for?
A. To make money.
Q. For the customers?
A. For the Banks.
Q. Why doesn’t bank advertising mention this?
A. It would not be in good taste. But it is mentioned by implication in references to reserves of $249,000,000 or thereabouts. That is the money that they have made.
Q. Out of the customers?
A. I suppose so.
Q. They also mention Assets of $500,000,000 or thereabouts. Have they made that too?
A. Not exactly. That is the money they used to make money.
Q. I see. And they keep it in a safe somewhere?
A. Not at all. They lend it to customers.
Q. Then they haven’t got it?
A. No.
Q. Then how is it assets?
A. They maintain that it would be if they got it back.
Q. But they must have some money in a safe somewhere?
A. Yes, usually $500,000,000 or thereabouts. This is called Liabilities.
Q. But if they’ve got it, how can they be liable for it?
A. Because it isn’t theirs.
Q. Then why do they have it?
A. It has been lent to them by customers.
Q. You mean customers lend banks money?
A. In effect. They put money into their accounts, so it is really lent to the banks.
Q. And what do the banks do with it?
A. Lend it to other customers.
Q. But you said that money they lent to other people was Assets?
A. Yes.
Q. Then Assets and Liabilities must be the same thing?
A. You can’t really say that.
Q. But you’ve just said it. If I put $100 into my account the bank is liable to have to pay it back, so it’s liabilities. But they go and lend it to someone else, and he is liable to have to pay it back, so it’s Assets. It’s the same $100, isn’t it?
A. Yes. But….
Q. Then it cancels out. It means, doesn’t it, that banks haven’t really any money at all?
A. Theoretically….
Q. Never mind theoretically. And if they haven’t any money, where do they get their Reserves of $249,000,000 or thereabouts?
A. I told you. That is the money they have made.
Q. How?
A. Well when they lend your $100 to someone they charge him interest.
Q. How much?
A. It depends on Bank Rate. Say five and a-half per cent. That’s their profit.
Q. Why isn’t it my profit? Isn’t it my money?
A. It’s the theory of banking practice that….
Q. When I lend them my $100 why don’t I charge them interest?
A. You do.
Q. You don’t say. How much?
A. It depends on the Bank Rate. Say half a per cent.
Q. Grasping of me, rather?
A. But that’s only if you’re not going to draw the money out again.
Q. But of course, I’m going to draw it out again. If I hadn’t wanted to draw it out again I could have buried it in the garden, couldn’t I?
A. They wouldn’t like you to draw it out again.
Q. Why not? If I keep it there you say it’s a Liability. Wouldn’t they be glad if I reduced their Liabilities by removing it?
A. No. Because if you remove it they can’t lend it to anyone else.
Q. But if I wanted to remove it they’d have to let me?
A. Certainly.
Q. But suppose they’ve already lent it to another customers?
A. Then they’ll let you have someone else’s money.
Q. But suppose he wants his too… and they’ve let me have it?
A. You’re being purposely obtuse.
Q. I think I’m being acute. What if everyone wanted their money at once?
A. It’s the theory of banking practice that they never would.
Q. So what banks bank on is not having to meet their commitments?
A. I wouldn’t say that.
Q. Naturally. Well, if there’s nothing else you think you can tell me…?
A. Quite so Now you can go off and open a banking account.
Q. Just one last question.
A. Of course.
Q. Wouldn’t I do better to go off and open up a bank?
So after reading this do you think it is wise to continue on with this insanity? This in a nutshell is how the banking system works and it sounds stupid but ” We the People” keep getting dumber and dumber. We let the Federal Reserve ( that’s NOT FEDERAL, and they have NO RESERVES ) keep printing so called money out of thin air just because they have a printing press! If we did that we would be locked up for counterfeiting! This is the first in a series about the book The Creature from Jekyll Island. Learn how to Be Your Own Bank ( BYOB ) and about one of the biggest scams in history…… The Federal Reserve.
Chapter 1 The Journey to Jekyll Island